Jonathan Mooseknuckles was lounging hotly and handsomely in his chair in math class.
"I don't even need this class," he thought to himself. He picked his nose and flicked the booger out the window.
"Mooseknuckles," said the teacher, "You don't even need this class. You're a genius who has already been accepted to Yalvard College, the secret college for super geniuses. And you're one of the few models to grace the cover of Playgirl AND Playboy."
"Thanks?" said Jonathan.
"Just providing a little background," said the teacher whose name wasn't important.
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